:DD Who doesn’t love trolls?
Webcomic based on Changeling: The Dreaming RPG from World of Darkness.
DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT
imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool.
And all shootin’ some arrows outside of the school
When a couple of dwarves who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and Aslan got scared.
And said, “You’re movin’ with your Aunty and Uncle in Bel Aire.
I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he sacrificed himself and sent me on my way.
He gave me a roar and then he gave me my ticket
I pulled out my long sword and said, “I might as well kick it!”
First class, yo this is bad
Eatin’ Turkish Delight out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin’ like?
Hmmm, this might be alright.
But wait, I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don’t think so, I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude look like a cop standin’ wavin’ my name out.
I ain’t tryin’ to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared.
I whistled for a carriage and a cab came near
The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was fair.
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air.
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell you later.”
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
daenerys targaryen is everything i aspire to be in life